HORN L1CK1NG

▼: OH THE BLIND ONE
▲: H3H3 TRY1NG TO 1NSULT M3?
▼: I KNOW YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BEING BLIND, IT SEEMS YOU LIKE LICKING EVERYTHING
▼: SO I SUPPOSE THAT WAS AN INSULT
▲: H4 H4H4 OH TH3 W34KN3SS OF TH4T BURN
▲: 1 H4RDLY F3LT 1T!
▼: THE SLOBBER ON YOUR TOUNGE BLOCKED THOSE FIRES OF HELL.
▼: ONE DAY YOUR GONNA LICK SOMETHING REALLY MESSED UP AND BE SORRY.
▲: 1LL L1CK 4NYTH1NG 4S LONG 4S 1T T4ST3 GOOD!
▲: 3XC3PT N3ON GR33N BLUH!
▲: T4ST3 R4D1O4CT1V3!
▼: OH REALLY I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST ONE OF GAMZEES DODAMN PIES
▼: I STILL AM.
▲: TR13D ON3 ONC3!
▲: 1 DONT R3M3MB3R WH4T H4PP3N3D THO
▼: YOU PROBABLY WENT CRAZY AND RAN OFF TO GO CULL SOME WIGGLERS
▼: BRINGING JUSTICE TO THE LAND OF WIGGLERHATE
▲: 1 DONT KNOW... 1 WOK3 UP 1N 4 HORN P1L3 W1TH G4MZ33 4ND T4V
▼: STALKING THEIR BROMANCE WHILE HIGH ON SLUDGE?
▲: WHO KNOWS
▲: ONLY W4Y TO F1ND OUT 1S M4K3 M3 34T 1T 4G41N
▲: 4ND 1 DONT PL4N ON 1T
▼: TRY ASKING THE CRAZY CLOWN. MAYBE YOU WERE LICKING THOSE BRANCHES ON HIS HEAD HE CALLS HORNS
▲: HRMMM...... TH4T COULD B3 POSS1BL3
▼: OH GOG WHY DID I JUST SYA THAT
▼: I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET THE IMAGE OF YOUR BIG SLOBBERY TOUNGE ALL OVER THAT HONKING MANIACS HORNS
▲: H3H3H3H3H3 1 JUST S1D 1T W4S POSS1BL3!
▲: H3H3H3 NOW 1 WOND3R WH4T HORNS T4ST3 L1K3
▲: B3T 1TS GR34T
▼: OH MY GOG
▼: THEY PROBABLY TASTE LIKE THE FUCKING SLIME THAT FUCKASS EATS
▲: TH3N WH4T WOULD YOURS T4ST3 L1K3 >
▼: *blushes for a moment*HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY TOUNGE IS NORMAL IT CAN'T REACH MY NUBS
▲: *grins* TH3333N C4N 1 L1CK TH3M?
▼: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO DO SOMETHING SO GROSS AND REPULSIVE*he facepalmed, but mostly to cover his reddening skin*
▲: *she inched closer to him, her grin widening* JUST ONNNNC3 NUBB13!! L3T M3 L1CK TH333M >:]
▼: *he jerked his hand off his face, trying to act angry.. or at least scared. His blush wasn't helping. He took a step back, but tripped over a root*
▲: *she grinned at his retreat, cackling as he fell and taking not time to pounce on top of him* OH COM3 ON K4RKL3S! JUST ONC3!!
▼: AAAGGK! *He pushed her face away with the hand he wasn't using to balance himself not to roll over*
▲: *she gripped his wrist and happily slid her tongue along the palm of his hand out of pure meanness*
▼: *an expression of halfhorror, hald fear spread on his face* DID YOU JUST LICK MY HAND?!?*he yelled, but with emotion unlike his usual rages*
▲: DONT KNOW D1D 1T F33L L1K3 TH1S?! *she slid the tip of her tongue from the bottom his head to the tip of his index finger*
▼: *the horror in his face changed to panic. He struggled to pull his hand away*
▲: *letting go of his hand, she stared down at him while laughing* 4WWWW WH4TS WRONG NUBB13, 4FR41D 1D B1T3?
▼: I WOULD BE SUPRISED IF YOU BIT MY FUCKINGS HORNS OFF WITH THOE GODDAMN SPIKY TEETH YOU NOOKSUCKER
▲: H3H3H3 NOW L3T M3 L1CK THO3S NUBS OF YOURS!! *she quickly tangled her fingers in his hair so he couldnt get away from her*
▼: *he grabbed the arm that was in his hair. Ow. That was a bad idea, his hair ugged at his skin* F-FUCK.. YOU*he stammered, still holding her arm*
▲: *she took this opportunity to happily force his head to tilt in her favor so she could slid her tongue along the tip of his horn*
▼: *he almost forgot how hard he was blushing as he moved his sight to terezi. Oh fuck* DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING?
▼: *he could take it. It tickled him as she licked his horns and his big red blush reminded him of his blood again*
▲: 1M L1CK1NG YOUR HORN STUP1D! *she grinned as she licked over the tiny nub, she could smell a lot of cherries so she figured he was blushing like mad; she knew she shouldnt pick on him, but this was too amusing*
▼: *couldnt
▼: couldn't
▼: I ALREADY KNEW THAT FUCKASS! * he thrashed momentarily under her, before reconsidering. She did have those big pointy teeth...*
▲: H3H3H3H3 STOP B31NG 4 WR1GGL3R! *she licked from the very tip of his horn to the base in spite*
▼: *the butterflies in his stomach wouldn't stop. Her tounge didn't tickle him in a way that would make him laugh, but a whole different way, best described as embarrasment*
▼: *he looked up, it was hard with her hand in his hair, and was about to yell something at her but was cut off by the tickling sensation her lounge left*
▼: -fuck it!-*he though to himself* WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? *it almost sounded like a wail, instead of anger*
▲: *she clicked her tongue, thinking on what flavors she tasted from his horns* WHHHHY? B3C4US3 1TS FUNNY 4ND YOU SM3LL D3L1C1OUS WH3N YOU TURN R3D... *she grinned down at him*
▼: STOP GRINNING ITS SO FUCKING SCARY WHEN YOU DO THAT! * he cringed at her pointy tooth mouth former than grin*
▲: H3H3H3H3 M4K3 M3 NUBBL3S! *she nibbled on the tip of his horn in spite*
▼: FUUUUCK *he almost wished he brought his sickle. But even if he had, would he really attack her for licking his horns?
▲: *she let go him him and laughed* YOUR HORNS T4ST3 YUMMY! 4 M4SH OF 4PPL3S, OR4NG3S, 4ND, L3MONS!
*he closed his eyes and dug his claws into her arm he was still holding*
▼: WHY THE FUCK AM I A FRUIT TO YOU?! *he sat halfway up, as much as he could with one arm and her sittting on him*
▲: *she let go of his hair and grinned* 1TS JUST WH4T YOU T4ST3 L1K3!
▼: *he put his hand in his hair, caressing the spot Terezis claws had just been* YOU ND YOUR MESSED UP TOUNGE *he almost whimpered, hoping terezi could smell him blushing.
▲: *she grinned and leaned down, doing her famous face lick along his cheeks* YOU T4ST3 L1K3 CH33333R13S NUBB13!
▼: AAAAKK! *he wrenched his face to the side, cringing*
▲: *she cackled and gave his face another lick before crawling off* YOU T4ST3 D3L1C1OUS!
▼: *He cringed again, wriggling away* YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING CREEP YOU AND YOUR TOUNGE
▲: *she laughed and stuck her tongue out at him* OH W4444 YOU C4N B3 SUCH 4 WR1GGL3R 4T T1M3S
▼: THE ONLY THE WIGGLING IS YOUR TOUNGE, FUCKASS
▲: H4H4H4H YOU W4NT M3 TO W1GGL3 MY TONGU3? *wiggles her tongue easily*
▼: IT ALREADY FFUCKING IS
▼: WHY IS IT SO FUCKING LONG? *he used his spare hand to wipe her blueish spit off his nubs*
▲: H3H3 1 DONT KNOW, M4YB3 1TS TH3 DR4GON 1N M3! *Grins at the red and teal blur on his face*
▼: * he brough his blueish hand in front of his face. It compared to his still reddish face*
▲: H3H3H3 WH4TS WRONG NUBB13 1 ST1LL SM3LL CH3RR13S! *cheek poke*
▼: *bluuuuushhh* I DON'T FUCKING SMELL LIKE CHERRIES
▲: OH Y3S YOU DOOO!!! *pokepoke*
▼: *he though to himself, candy, but maybe cherries were better* uggh. Maybe. But you had better only be talking about my skin.
▼: -why the fuck did he just say that? He just admitted he was blushing-
▲: W3LL YOUR P4V3M3NT GR4Y SK1N C4NT H1D3 TH3 C4NDY R3D UND3RN34TH! 4TL34ST NOT TO M3! *she pinched his cheek and pulled*
▼: O- JUST...F-FUCK YOU... WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO KNOW..*a tear started to well up in his eyes, i ronically red.*
▲: *frowns and nuzzles his cheek* 1TS NOT L1K3 1LL T3LL 4NYON3! OUR S3CR3T!